abloodymess:

mechanicbirds:

(via teenwitch)

ah the countless teen-aged sexual feelings she unleashed or at least help stir.

first love for sure. i can still do a pretty good Mo “Anna clocked in at 32.3 seconds” in her sexy british accent.  

abloodymess:

mechanicbirds:

(via teenwitch)

ah the countless teen-aged sexual feelings she unleashed or at least help stir.

first love for sure. i can still do a pretty good Mo “Anna clocked in at 32.3 seconds” in her sexy british accent.  

Last night we had the most amazing (carb friendly) meal EVER! Turkey burgers infused with basil topped with fresh mozzarella and tomato. YUM. We paired it with asparagus drizzled with garlic, EVOO and lemon juice. Clean plate award!

Last night we had the most amazing (carb friendly) meal EVER! Turkey burgers infused with basil topped with fresh mozzarella and tomato. YUM. We paired it with asparagus drizzled with garlic, EVOO and lemon juice. Clean plate award!

thedailywhat:

Quiz of the Day: Twenty-nine. How about you?
[oatmeal.]

 > 1

thedailywhat:

Quiz of the Day: Twenty-nine. How about you?

[oatmeal.]

 > 1

fattynatty:

My little helper

 any extra set of hands (paws) is helpful when assembling ikea. they act like it’s so easy…

fattynatty:

My little helper

 any extra set of hands (paws) is helpful when assembling ikea. they act like it’s so easy…

south beach

i found out why i’m no good at this diet. 3 bud lights, 2 yuengling black and tans and 2 blue moons… i blame my softball rainout.

Jude looking extra dapper…

Jude looking extra dapper…

i think when someone uproots their life for you, you have to take that pretty seriously. i love my life and the fact that i get to share it with the best person i know.

babieneedzsumjuice:

getyourjacketon:

thefranticsearch:

capnkirk:

(via movieoftheday)



LOLing because I am this little bitch.

 dead people are way more fun.

babieneedzsumjuice:

getyourjacketon:

thefranticsearch:

capnkirk:

(via movieoftheday)

LOLing because I am this little bitch.

 dead people are way more fun.

quote-book:

Chicken Soup | via happiihopee

not that i need to be more sensitive…  

quote-book:

Chicken Soup | via happiihopee

not that i need to be more sensitive…  

thedailywhat:

Pop Culture-Referencing Cake of the Day: Look at your cake. Now back at this cake. Now back at your cake. Now back at this cake.
Sadly, your cake isn’t this cake.
[reddit.]

i wish it was my birthday all over again.

thedailywhat:

Pop Culture-Referencing Cake of the Day: Look at your cake. Now back at this cake. Now back at your cake. Now back at this cake.

Sadly, your cake isn’t this cake.

[reddit.]

i wish it was my birthday all over again.

(via mutations)
why yes, i did have a tiny crush on jane.

(via mutations)

why yes, i did have a tiny crush on jane.

the shipped that rocked. the soundtrack does too.

the shipped that rocked. the soundtrack does too.

today i remembered

that i used to tumbl. i should stay home from work for no reason more often.

hello-therelove:

jadorejillian:(via dirtylittlestylewhore)

hello-therelove:

jadorejillian:(via dirtylittlestylewhore)

hello-therelove:

contemplatingthoughts:sealegslexi:(via thedisneyvault)
SAME SEX MARRIAGES DON’T CAUSE BIRTH DEFECTS.
also, fyeah new hampshire.

hello-therelove:

contemplatingthoughts:sealegslexi:(via thedisneyvault)

SAME SEX MARRIAGES DON’T CAUSE BIRTH DEFECTS.

also, fyeah new hampshire.