The Avant-Garde Amanda

May 29

In a couple weeks I begin the vetting process for the city that shall be my new stomping grounds, headquarters, haven… What have you. After keeping me hostage for 29 years (uhh selfish) I feel utterly prepared to bid adieu to Ohio and start the new life of Mandy: 2.0. Some qualifications must be met: *No Southern cities. It’s just not going to work out. Trust. *Near water. I’ll just feel more comfortable if I know there is a body of water larger than a hot tub within 20 minutes of my personal being. *Walkable, bikeable, skateboardable urban settings. *Not in California. I like things divisible by 4, including seasons. *GAY

In a couple weeks I begin the vetting process for the city that shall be my new stomping grounds, headquarters, haven… What have you.

After keeping me hostage for 29 years (uhh selfish) I feel utterly prepared to bid adieu to Ohio and start the new life of Mandy: 2.0.

Some qualifications must be met:

*No Southern cities. It’s just not going to work out. Trust.

*Near water. I’ll just feel more comfortable if I know there is a body of water larger than a hot tub within 20 minutes of my personal being.

*Walkable, bikeable, skateboardable urban settings.

*Not in California. I like things divisible by 4, including seasons.

*GAY

May 28

I’m beginning to doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

I’m beginning to doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

(Source: josefksays, via couragehasfear)

(Source: obladiioblada, via wakeuphaymitch)

May 27

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May 25

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Response to a stupid person arguing against gay marriage by saying “For millions of years marrying someone you loved was between a man and a woman.”

“I bet you believe that everyone was living together in God’s love until the gays showed up and ruined it for them and the dinosaurs.”

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May 23

(Source: superhappy, via abloodymess)

heatherannehogan: Plaza says her dream is to do a real ­middle-of-the-road romantic comedy, ­specifically one with Ryan Gosling, who once approached her in a juice bar to tell her he loves Parks and ­Recreation. “I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate—sorry, I’m pitching a movie to you.” She’s not sorry. She keeps pitching. “And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’” She’s cracking up. “Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.” This Aubrey Plaza interview is hilarious. New York Magazine is doing profiles as good as GQ these days. Also, I’ve been looking for an excuse to post this photo of Plaza and Poehler. I’d see that.

heatherannehogan:

Plaza says her dream is to do a real ­middle-of-the-road romantic comedy, ­specifically one with Ryan Gosling, who once approached her in a juice bar to tell her he loves Parks and ­Recreation. “I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate—sorry, I’m pitching a movie to you.” She’s not sorry. She keeps pitching. “And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’” She’s cracking up. “Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.”

This Aubrey Plaza interview is hilarious. New York Magazine is doing profiles as good as GQ these days. Also, I’ve been looking for an excuse to post this photo of Plaza and Poehler.

I’d see that.

(via dirtydeedsdyan)

He’s such a handsome fella.

He’s such a handsome fella.

May 22

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noticeablygeese asked: Hello there, same-name buddy!

Hello there! Best name ever.

May 21

glambug: LMFAO

glambug:

LMFAO

(Source: imgfave)

reinventingdistance asked: Thanks for the follow :)

You’re very welcome. I took a very long hiatus from tumblr but I’m back :)

[video]

May 17

thedailywhat: Infographic of the Day: Presenting the epic evolution of Liz Lemon’s hair, just in time for tonight’s season finale of 30 Rock. Blurgh! (Click here for full infographic.) [flavorwire]

thedailywhat:

Infographic of the Day: Presenting the epic evolution of Liz Lemon’s hair, just in time for tonight’s season finale of 30 Rock. Blurgh!

(Click here for full infographic.)

[flavorwire]

May 15

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